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[fightswithpurpose]

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Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

[fightswithpurpose]

Who is Vanilla Ice?

[aggravating]

Seriously? Going for Vanilla Ice instead of the Hulk?

INVALID RESPONSE.

EDUCATION WILL COMMENCE SHORTLY.

YOU DO NOT WANT EDUCATION TO COMMENCE.

[fightswithpurpose]

I am not going for either. I just have no idea who Vanilla Ice is and why Vanilla Ice lyrics would be an effective threat, anonymous person.

[aggravating]

I draw my rhymes like a bow
Shoot 'em out like an arrow
Swoopin' on suckers
Like an eagle not a sparrow

[fightswithpurpose]

Those are awful. Point made.

[And because she doesn't want those in her NV hourly, it's probably easier to just answer the question.]

I have not boned the Hulk.

[aggravating]

They're actually some of the, uh, better written lyrics.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS INQUIRY. FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION YOU HAVE BEEN GIFTED A FOUR DAY SUBSCRIPTION TO GREATEST RAP SONGS OF THE 2000s!

[fightswithpurpose]

If those are the better written lyrics, I hope whoever Vanilla Ice is had other career plans.